Christmas Sweet Disaster Night

Snow was falling soft and light, the table's set, the candle's bright. Grandma's pie looked

like a dream. But Uncle Joe knocked over the ham, the dog took

off, it was all a sham. Oh Christmas, sweet disaster night,

the turkey's burnt, the kids still fight. The eggnog's spilled, the pudding's

gone. But somehow we're still holding on. Cousin Sue brought

tofu stew, Dad's bad jokes made Aunt Claire's spew. The lights went

out, the room went cold. But laughter broke through all the

mess, a tangled tree we must confess. Oh Christmas, sweet disaster night,