Cockney Slang: 20 Fun Phrases

“London talk ain’t easy, bruv — here’s 20 Cockney slangs, slow and proper

London style.” 20. “Apples and Pears — Stairs. Up the apples… long

old climb.” 19. “Dog and Bone — Phone. Pick up the dog,

someone’s ringin’ ya.” 18. “Trouble and Strife — Wife.

Me trouble’s givin’ me earache again.” 17. “Barnet Fair — Hair. Sort out ya Barnet,

it’s lookin’ tragic.” 16. “Loaf of Bread — Head. Come on mate,

use ya loaf for once.” 15. “Boat Race — Face. Clean that boat,

you’ve got sauce on it.” 14. “Adam and Eve — Believe.