Conspiracy Theories About The Space Burger

These hooligans wanted the food for themselves. They're trying to steal from us,

and what's worse, they dropped my burger on the floor. And then they started talking random conspiracy

theories on where it came from. Where was I before? When I took the dog for a walk,

there was an airplane going round and round and round, yeah. And if that's a,

a parachute, someone's chucked it in. Well, they've got to,

innit? Or maybe they're searching for it. Maybe it's, it got lost.

They were searching for it. But big up to these crackhead conspiracy theorists,

as they put my dirty burger back on the rig and left it at the front, which was perfect