Cooking in a Crematorium: A Dark Idea

The kernel death The smell must be great. I'm not trying to be a killjoy.

I am stating this because I love cooking and have a bunch of scientists for in-laws who are

REALLY looking into the details for planning for their inevitable death, and have a weird

idea of table talk. Crematoriums burn around 2000 degrees Fahrenheit. Popcorn pops at

around 400 degrees Fahrenheit, and usually in very specific circumstances. At this point,

they would jump the stage of popping and just become burnt and turn into ash.

Now, if you were to put a pot on top of the crematorium, you could probably

do it that way. It would be like cooking on a wood stove filled with a person.