Corporate Power Play: TikTok's Survival

Yo. They were about to hit us with the ban hammer,

dead ass. The whole lap was on thin ice, going out with

a crash. The politicians were bugging by the data on some "Who you know"

type shit. Like China's trying to steal a thirst traps and a fire dance

fits. They said it's all for national security, for our protection.

But we know what it is, it's a fucking election. They saw the

viral power, the clout, the huge reach. And said, "Wait,

we can't let the kids own this. What's with the free speech?"