Critics in the Back Pew

Three mothers and two deacons sat in the back pews absolutely destroying the choir.

Mother Jenkins said they sound like cats fighting in an alley at midnight. Deacon Brown hollered

somebody needs to dial 911 because this is a musical emergency. Mother Sarah twisted

scripture saying make a joyful noise but the Lord never said make THIS noise. They were dying

laughing. Mother Ruth said that soprano hit a note so high it could wake the dead

and send them straight back to hell. Deacon Williams compared the tenor to a donkey with

laryngitis. Mother Jenkins added dam that's the worst rendition of Amazing Grace I ever heard

in my life. They quoted be still and know that I am God wrong saying be still so we don't