Cursed Encounter in Ohio

POV: You go outside for the first time in 6 years. Hand reaches for grass → grass glitches

out. Cursed AI creature crawls out of the grass (e.g. Grimace with Minecraft

arms). "WARNING: Ohio Entity Detected". NPC appears and says: “You shouldn’t

have come here, traveler… NPC has initiated SLEEP MODE. You fall into a

grass portal → wake up in Walmart. Everything flashes red, you get jumpscared

by a humanoid lawnmower. You became humanoid grass.