Cute Kids and a Bearded Encounter

What's a crazy story you've been wanting to tell but there's never been a thread specific enough

for it? Not really the craziest, but this my absolute favorite story in the world and it's

100% true. I've got 3 cousins who are birth siblings and were adopted by my aunt and uncle

20-some odd years ago. The oldest boy was maybe 6 at the time and the two younger

sisters were maybe 3 and 4. They had just moved in and my aunt and uncle wanted to

introduce them to some kids in the neighborhood from the Cook family down the street,

so they set up a dinner date on the calendar. The oldest is just learning how to

read and is the newest to the house. So he gets his sisters to pack their toys and they get caught