Cuteness Overthrows the Throne

Chairman Meow had it all. Velvet cushions, hand-fed gourmet treats,

gold-plated toys. Every day was a photoshoot. Sunlight streaming through silk curtains

while he batted at designer playthings. His Persian coat professionally groomed twice weekly.

Then one morning, he discovered the new kitten. Tiny. Chaotic.

Chewing his toys. Sleeping in his sunspot. The staff cooing over those ridiculous

oversized ears. Chairman Meow watched from his throne as his empire crumbled. The kitten knocked

over his water fountain. Nobody noticed. He realized something devastating. Cuteness always

wins. His reign was over. The kingdom belonged to someone younger now.