Dad’s 3 AM Final Boss Mode

Why the freak is it that when you accidentally wake up your dad at 3:00 AM,

he doesn't yell? He turns into a full-on horror movie character. I'm just on the

mic gaming with the boys when I hear the door creak open. No footsteps,

no warning. Just a silhouette in the dark hallway. Then comes the line, "Tell your friends

good night." That sentence has more power than any lecture I've ever heard.

I hit party chat like, "Yo. I gotta go." Vanish without explanation.

He's not even mad. Just standing there, too calm, arms crossed, eyes half open,

giving you that stare like he'll shut off power to the whole house. While I'm scrambling