Day 1 Without Energy Drinks

Day 1 without drinking energy drinks: I woke up determined to rely on “natural vibes.” At 8:10,

I tried to hype myself up by clapping once. It did nothing. At 9:30,

I blinked a little too slowly and genuinely thought I had passed away for a second. At 11,

I tried replacing energy drinks with water, but my body rejected the idea like a

bad software update. By 1 p.m., I was staring at a can in the fridge like it was forbidden

treasure from an ancient temple. At 3, I caved, cracked one open

dramatically, and proudly announced… Tomorrow will definitely be Day 1.