Day 67: The Aura Farm Glitch

ok so imagine this: there’s this girl Etta, full main‑character energy,

farming auras like it’s produce season 🌈💀 she’s out there watering emotions instead of crops

— “today we’re planting anxiety and harvesting ✨personal growth✨.” then BOOM 💥 on day 67 (because

of course 67, that number has lore) the sky’s like “update 2.0 dropping rn” 🌩️

everything starts glitching and glowing like someone turned her farm into rave mode 😭 plants are

pulsating, beetles got LED wings, Etta’s like “girl help my garden’s

having a spiritual awakening.” villagers show up like influencers at Coachella,

trading trauma for sparkles. one dude says, “bro my childhood issues just sprouted