December Chaos: Holiday Shopping Realities

It's December, here we go. The chaos has begun. People whining in

the parking lot, like, "Oh, my god!" It's none of

my business. But I hear 'em anyway. Why is it so crowded?

Bitch it's 3 days 'til Christmas Day. Got Karen in Aisle 5 having a meltdown

fit. Why is Trader Joe's so packed? 'Cause it's December, you twit.

If you don't wanna wait, then here's a thought for you. Don't go shopping

on a Saturday. You absolute fucking koala! Every year the same damn scene.

Like they've never lived through all their holidays in between. But here they