Delivery Room Secrets Unveiled

Okay. You are not ready for what I witnessed in the delivery room last night. <break time="1.0s" />

Because honey… I swear, if Maury had been there, we would’ve had

a commercial break. So it’s a normal night shift. Mom’s been pushing for hours.

Dad’s right there, holding her hand. He’s sweet. Nervous. The kind that keeps

saying, “Breathe, babe, breathe,” even though she’s glaring daggers

at him. <break time="1.0s" /> We’re all doing our thing—monitoring vitals, adjusting lights,

prepping the warmer. I’m focused. Doctor’s calm. Everything’s smooth. <break time="1.0s" /> And then—here comes

the baby. Beautiful cry, perfect little lungs. We all smile. It’s that magical,