Demon Cow Couch Encounter

Alex: hey u still selling the couch? Stranger: Wrong number, sorry.

Alex: oh… my bad Stranger: it’s cool. what’s wrong with your couch? Alex: you won’t

believe me Stranger: try me Alex: it moos Stranger: like… a cow?

Alex: YES Stranger: …are you sitting on a cow Alex: NO it’s a couch but it moos

every time someone sits on it Stranger: ok so it’s haunted or alive

Alex: it also wiggles sometimes Stranger: SIR Alex: i’m scared to sit down

Stranger: call a priest or an exterminator idk Alex: last night it mooed at 3am

Stranger: yeah that’s demon hours Alex: do you think it’s dangerous Stranger: idk but