Der missratene Auftragskiller

Okay, this actually happened, and I still can’t believe it… I accidentally hired a hitman.

But it backfired… in the weirdest way. A few weeks ago, I jokingly posted

online: ‘Need someone to scare my roommate. No harm, just a prank.’ Totally sarcastic.

Then a guy—let’s call him Mike—texts me. Suddenly, he’s sending pictures

of my roommate… from outside our apartment. Red flag number one.

I freak out and call the cops, who tell me to keep him talking and record everything.

But here’s the crazy part: instead of scaring my roommate, Mike accidentally scares my neighbor…

who turns out to be a retired Navy SEAL. Three hours later, my neighbor tracks