Dieting in the Dark

“Bro… yesterday I told my friend I’m starting a diet. He said, ‘Nice,

what’s the plan?’ I told him, ‘I’m only eating at night.’ He said,

‘Why the hell only at night?’ I said, ‘Because the calories can’t see me in

the dark.’ Now he thinks I’m stupid… But guess what? I lost 0 kg and

gained depression.”