Dipshit Joe's Lawsuit Chronicles

Folks still whisper 'bout Dipshit Joe. That bargain bin Dentist, a half-broken shoe.

His ex-wife couldn't stand him, so into traffic she did go. Left him staring

out the window at the street below. He's a down-on-his-luck lawsuit-loving fool.

Won't pay his taxes 'cause he hates the rules. Scrolling through Facebook with a courtroom

plan. If you comment wrong, he'll sue you and your clan.

Yeah, the neighbors all scatter when they hear that van.

Another day with ol' Dipshit Joe. Then came the Lummox, stomping through like

a quake. Claiming she can hear demons in the garden gate. She keeps binders