Disastrous First Date Turns into Love Story

A guy just posted about his absolute worst first date and it is legendary. He picked up his

date and immediately spilled an entire coffee on himself in the car. Tried to play it

cool but smelled like a Starbucks dumpster the whole night. They get to the

restaurant and he confidently orders for both of them trying to impress her.

Turns out she's vegetarian and he just ordered her a steak. She politely mentions

it and he panics, flagging down the waiter so aggressively he knocks over a full glass of red

wine onto her white dress. At this point they're both disasters so they just start

laughing. He offers to end the date early but she suggests they grab pizza instead