Do Penguins Have Knees?

Okay, so, picture this. 3 AM. Dead asleep.

My phone EXPLODES. It's my ex, Brenda. Now, Brenda and I ended

thingsmessily. Think flaming emails and a very public argument at a karaoke bar.

I answer, half-asleep, "Brenda? What's up?" Her response?

"Do penguins have knees?" I'm immediately wide awake. "Brenda,

seriously? It's 3 AM." She ignores me. "This is important! My entire existence

hinges on knowing if penguins possess knees!" I Google it. "Yes,

Brenda, penguins have knees. Now go to sleep."