Don't Half-Ass It

I said, "Dad, I don't want to go to law school anymore.

I want to go to film school." A little bead of sweat starts to go down the back

of my neck. I'm like, "Here it comes." "You want to... What?"

I thought he was gonna go into all this stuff about lighting my house on fire.

"My ass. You think I'm gonna be into that? You know, t- t- that could

be a hobby, but, you know, that's not a real job."

I thought all this was coming. And after about a five-second pause, he goes...

I hear this, "Are you sure that's what you want to do?" "Yes,