DOTA Match Breakup on Open Mic

Gamers of Reddit—what’s the strangest thing you’ve ever heard over open mic? One time,

I heard a guy on my DOTA team break up with his girlfriend mid-match. He was on open mic,

and you could hear her in the background saying, “Get off that stupid game and take me

out to dinner,” in the most entitled tone imaginable. For ten straight minutes,

this guy stayed calm. He kept saying things like, “It’s okay,

just let me finish the game. I’ll get punished if I leave.” She didn’t care.

Finally, she gave him an ultimatum: “If you don’t turn that game off right now

and take me to dinner, I’m leaving.” The guy stops… types in all-chat: “Pause please.