Dressed-Up Theft: Economics Unveiled

# TikTok Script Stealing your money in tracksuits is crime. Stealing it in a

tuxedo is the IMF structural adjustment program. Same gun. Better tailoring.

The difference between a thief and an economist is just thread count and a PowerPoint deck.

One robs you in an alley. The other does it in a conference room with catering

and calls it fiscal responsibility. Both leave you broke. Only one gets a Nobel Prize for

it. When theft wears Armani and speaks in acronyms, we call it policy

reform and applaud politely while they empty our pockets with briefcases instead of duffel

bags.