Dungeon Crawler Carl and Princess Donut

Picture this: a half-naked warrior in heart boxers and a cat wearing a diamond

crown are literally saving the world right now. Carl is swinging a glowing flail

like his life depends on it because it absolutely does, while Princess Donut

the Persian cat screams tactical orders from his shoulder. They are sprinting through a neon

dungeon being chased by robot goblins, and somehow this makes more sense than most of

our daily problems. Here is the thing nobody tells you about apocalypses: you do not

get to pick your outfit or your teammates. Carl got caught in his underwear

when aliens turned Earth into a deadly game show dungeon, and his only