Earthquake Safety: Drop, Cover, Hold

We all know that earthquakes are not your top priority. On the other hand, watching this video

will boost your aura by roughly 1000. Drop first. If you don't get

low, you will literally be cooked. Covering is the second step.

Hide under a sturdy desk or table. Holding on is the third step. Is the desk movable?

IDC. accept it. Now, here's what you shouldn't do if

you don't want to be oofed by physics right away: Avoid running outside while trembling,

cuz that's definitely NPC behavior. Glass will literally betray you, so avoid standing

near windows. Additionally, avoid using elevators because you cannot win that side quest.