Earthquake Survival: Rizz Up and Stay Safe

When an earthquake hits and the ground starts doing the Skibidi Sigma Shake, you gotta instantly

drop, cover, and hold like a certified non-NPC, because showing

your NPC aura in this moment is the quickest way to get hit with an Ohio-level panic

combo. Don’t fall for the goofy “triangle of life” myth either—that method is pure fanum-tax

propaganda, assuming all your furniture is gonna get absolutely gyatt-obliterated and magically leave

some rizzed-up triangle safe zone, which is just not how reality cooks. Instead,

pull the sigma crawl position, protect your neck with your hand, and speed-run your

way under sturdy furniture or against windowless walls, the real Level 100 Rizz Shields that