Eating Plastic: Our New Reality

Did you fucking know the average American eats a credit card’s worth of plastic every

week? Yeah — you’re basically swiping yourself for dinner. Microplastics are

in your food, your water, your beer — even your toothpaste. At this point,

you’re not eating clean, you’re eating cling wrap. Scientists found

plastic in our blood, lungs, and even in babies. So if you feel like trash,

it’s because you kinda are — congratulations, you’re 2% Tupperware! You think you’re vegan?

Nope — you’re still snacking on invisible Lego pieces every time you drink bottled water.

Even sea salt’s got plastic in it. So now when you season your food, you’re seasoning