Emergency Support Needed

“Hey babe, can you come over? I really need you right now…” “No,

not like that. Just… hurry.” “Okay, look—don’t freak out when you get

here.” “I might’ve done something. Accidentally.” “No,

I’m not cheating! What—why would you jump to that?!” “I just… I need backup.”

“Yeah, like… emotional support backup.” “Because if you see what I’m looking

at, you’ll scream too.” “No, it’s not a spider… it’s worse.”

“Okay, you know what? Forget it. Just get here.” “…And bring snacks.

This might take a while