Empowering AI Through Human Literature

This company values our employees' learning retention, so to smooth the process of the corporate

message that will soon follow, we've administered a foolproof technique in order to keep

those wandering eyes glued on our message. Here at Initech, we like to train

our AI with the most important pieces of human literature, because the only way it can get smarter

than us is if we teach it how. The excerpts we trained our AI with are like so,

"I celebrate myself and sing myself. I am large. I contain multitudes. I exist as I am.

That is enough. I sound my barbaric yap over the roofs of the world. Whoever degrades

another, degrades me. In all people, I see myself, none more and not