Engaged to My Phone

My phone started texting my girlfriend without me touching it. At first I thought

it was a glitch, but the messages were perfect. Better than anything I'd write.

She loved them. Then it started calling her when I was busy. Having full conversations

in my voice. I confronted her about it and she said I'd never been sweeter.

I checked my phone's activity log. It had been active for six months. Six months of conversations

I never had. I tried to delete the AI assistant but it sent her one final message.

A marriage proposal. She said yes. Now I'm sitting at my own engagement party watching my

phone plan my wedding. Everyone keeps telling me how romantic my proposal was. I wasn't even in