Eternal Infants: The Midnight Ritual

In 1692, a group of monks discovered an ancient text promising eternal life through a midnight

ritual. They gathered in candlelit catacombs, chanting words no one understood,

slicing their palms and mixing blood with wine. As the clock struck twelve,

the candles exploded. Every monk aged backwards, becoming infants within seconds,

screaming in adult voices. The church sealed the room. Locals say you can

still hear baby cries echoing through the walls at midnight. The text was burned, but three pages

were never found. Someone out there has them. And honestly, after hearing grown

men trapped in baby bodies for eternity, I'm good on immortality.