Even Seagulls Spit Them Out

Mom was in the kitchen with a brand new plan. Sugar-free peanut butter

cookies in the pan. Batter tasted perfect, we were sure it'd be a

win. Didn't know the trouble we were about to step in.

Timer starts ringing, we're dancing in place. Thinking we're about to have a

cookie baking ace. But one little bite and the truth came out. Dry as cardboard,

left us full of doubt. So we took 'em to the beach like a

family mission. Grandma said the seagulls would handle the nutrition. They swooped in

fast like they won the prize. Flying all proud with fire in their eyes.