Evil Laugh in Progress

I've been practicing my evil laugh, but it still sounds like a sneeze.

The coach said intensity, and I nearly pulled a muscle in my cheeks.

Send my application to the League again, stamped it urgent-ish. Added a letter

of condemnation from a mayor who called me childish. But I think that's prestige.

Very villain on the rise-ish. Still no message, still no ping. Still refreshing everything.

Why is judgment taking so long? Did they hate my demo song? 'Cause my laugh

needs work, it cracks in the middle. Sounds less terror and more like

a fiddle being stepped on by a moderately angry duck. But I'll rule