Existing Is Exhausting

Okay no—because why is existing so exhausting? Everyone’s like, “You have the same

24 hours as Beyoncé.” First of all—no I don’t. Beyoncé has money. And help.

And confidence. Meanwhile I wake up tired… from sleeping. And don’t tell me to “just be productive.”

Productive how?? I open my phone to check the time and suddenly it’s been 45 minutes

and I’m watching a video of a raccoon washing grapes. Also—why does every plan require energy?

“Let’s hang out!” Cool. What time? Where? How long?

Why? And can we talk about how people say “no pressure” but then absolutely

apply pressure? And notifications?? Why do I have 17 unread messages but emotionally,