Exploding Dead Whale on the Beach

If you see a dead whale on the beach, are you going to go surfing? Wait,

that's not a fish, it's a natural bomb. When a whale dies, the bacteria in its stomach decompose

the food it ate and produce methane gas. That gas can't escape and its entire body

swells up like a balloon. At that time, if you stab it or if the pressure

is too high, it will explode with a bang. Its intestines will come out like a

bullet of blood and fall on you. You will faint right there from the smell.