Fake CIA Boyfriend Backfires at Grocery Store

This woman actually tried to use a fake CIA boyfriend to get out of a trespassing charge at a grocery

store. It started when she got kicked out for harassing customers, but instead of leaving,

she went full sovereign citizen. She told the cops she was being targeted by the Irish Mafia

and directed energy weapons because she is British. She refused to ID herself,

citing laws that do not exist, and claimed her secret agent boyfriend at the Watergate

would have the officers fired. The best part is she finally gave a name,

but it was her sister's. That single lie turned a simple warning into a guaranteed ride to jail.