Faking a Peanut Allergy Gone Wrong

if you ever need an excuse to miss school do not say you have a serious allergy cuz one

time I really just didn’t study for a math test and I panicked so I told my teacher

I had a peanut allergy reaction the night before and I had to go to the hospital and I made it sound

so intense like yeah my throat was closing and everything because I didn’t want follow up questions

but that was the worst decision ever because she told the nurse and the nurse told the office

and the office flagged my name so fast forward a few weeks later we have a class party and

guess what’s on the table peanut butter cookies like a whole tray of them and the teacher

looks at me like it’s a bomb and she’s like don’t worry we moved all the peanut stuff