Farting Incident at the DMV

I farted in a DMV and this lady blamed somebody else Story-related. So,

I had to go to my local DMV one day. You know where its always packed and hard to find a seat.

I was holding it in for quite a bit and while looking for a seat, it came out.

Luckily, it was quieter one and not bassy, yet it was lengthy. It was like a 7

second fart and as I found a seat i sat. There was a lady there acting kinda

ghetto on the phone. Then after I sit a Mexican guy walks by and the lady is talking in a

ghetto way saying "Omg, this Mexican n××ga just farted in the DMV,

and it stinks! These some nasty Mfers.