Fever Dream Adventures

My grandma's toaster stole my Tesla, drove it straight into the sun. My pet goldfish

started breakdancing, screaming, "Freedom has begun!" I microwaved a chandelier,

it sang me lullabies at one. Then a pigeon filed my taxes, said,

"The IRS is fun." Banana peels on Ferraris. Everybody slide for

free. Llamas moonwalking and Walmart chanting ancient prophecy. I sneezed a

rainbow on a taco, it combusted into gum. This world's a

fever dream. My toothbrush owns a gun. A raccoon DJ dropped the bass

while sipping pumpkin soup. The mayor's hair became a playground for an interstellar