Fight Jon Jones or Take Ngannou's Body Shot?

Would you rather be forced to fight Jon Jones for one minute inside the octagon,

but you're given a metal baseball bat, or have to take one full power body

shot for Francis Ngannou, but it's in a 16 ounce boxing glove? The rules for finding

Jon Jones are simple. You're allowed to hit him with the baseball bat or maybe you don't

need the baseball bat if you feel that confident. However, the only thing he

can do with the baseball bat is take it away from you, but he can't actually

hit you with it. He can only hit you with his bare fists and limbs, if you get what

I'm saying. But this is a bloodthirsty Jon Jones who's trying to rip your head off.