First Date Fright

“I knew the date was over the second her eyes turned completely black.” Yeah… that was five

minutes into meeting her. So boom — I walk into this little café,

thinking this is about to be the cutest first date ever. She’s already sitting

there, smiling, normal enough. We’re talking, vibing,

laughing… then the lights flicker. No big deal, right? WRONG.

She stops mid-sentence, tilts her head like a broken mannequin, and whispers, “Do you hear them

too?” I’m like, “Hear who??” Then the lights go out again — longer

this time — and when they come back on… her pupils are HUGE, like full-screen-TV