First Tinder Match in California

It was, uh, the first time I went to California. My friends had told

me- Not California. Not California. Is that California? And, uh,

my friends told me about Tinder and I was like, "What the hell is that?"

And, like, they explained it to me. And so I was swiping

through people and matched with this one chick, like, at 10:00 or 11:00

at night and she was just like, "Hey," like, "Come to my house and bring a bottle

of Jager." And I was like-