Foam Doughnut Revenge

Every morning, Brian would leave a single glazed doughnut on the breakroom table,

intending to eat it mid-morning. Every day, the doughnut vanished before 9:00 AM.

Brian suspected Kevin, the notoriously greedy intern. Instead of confronting

him, Brian bought a novelty foam doughnut from a toy store. He dusted it with

sugar and left it on the table. At 8:45 AM, Kevin snuck in, grabbed the "doughnut,"

and took a huge, silent bite. The sudden, rubbery resistance made a squeak sound,

and Kevin’s eyes bulged with confusion and minor physical struggle. He quietly spat

the foam into a napkin, face bright red. Brian, watching from the