Food Theft Revenge

My roommate kept stealing my leftovers so I finally had enough and made him pay.

Hey, my name is Joe and i have a room mate. Let's call him Matthew, he always steals

my food even though he has his own, so i prepared a plan I cooked this amazing

pasta dish and loaded it with extra cream, cheese, and milk knowing damn well he's severely

lactose intolerant. I labeled it with my name like always and put it right in the front of

the fridge. That night I waited until I heard him heating something up in the microwave.

I immediately went to the bathroom and locked the door. I brought my phone and just sat there

scrolling. About thirty minutes later I heard footsteps running full speed down the hallway.