Football Follies and Frustrations

“BRO. YOU CAN’T JUST JUMP IN FRONT OF HIM.” Straight into my foot.

Nice. Brilliant start. Luke— CROSS IT. JACKS— Oh nah,

I thought that was blue. Wait. WAIT. HE’S OFF.

HE’S OFF. HOW have you not seen that?? My guy is standing there ALONE on the

goal line. Just him. The ball. The net. WHAT are you doing??

Oh no. Oh no no no— TURN. TURN. Nah.

WHAT WAS THAT?? “The wind.” THE WIND?? Brother this is a football,

not a receipt. It doesn’t just fly away like that. And you’re trusting a man