Fortnite and Love: A Girlfriend's Note

Hi Valdemar. It’s your girlfriend, Lovha, here. I just wanna say

that you really need to hop on Fortnite right now. I’m sitting here waiting,

and it’s just not the same without you. We need to play together,

even if we end up arguing over loot or dying in the first minute — it’s still better when

it’s us. But I also wanna say… I know I may be a fat girlfriend, but that doesn’t

mean I’m not still a baddie. I know I have borderline (best pussy disorder), and that I make

things very difficult sometimes. I know I can be a lot to handle, and I’m sorry for

that. Your girlfriend doesn’t do it on purpose. She really doesn’t