Fries, Fumbles, and a Delivery Dilemma

Delivery Boy: “Hi! Your food delivery?” Customer: “Dude… why is the bag warm but the fries inside

are cold?” Delivery Boy: “Because I’m warm and the fries are emotionally unavailable.”

Customer: “Bro… did you EAT my fries?” Delivery Boy: “No, sir, I quality-tested

them.” Customer: “You took like HALF!” Delivery Boy: “You ordered a medium.

I upgraded it to a small.” Customer: “That’s… DOWN-grading!” Delivery Boy: “Not

emotionally.” Customer: “And why is my milkshake HALF-EMPTY?” Delivery Boy: “I

hit a bump.” Customer: “So it spilled?” Delivery Boy: “Into my mouth.

Accidentally.” Customer: “Bro, I’m reporting you.” Delivery Boy: “Go ahead.