From YOLO to Millions: The Boner Coin Story

Eamcoin millionaire. You're 16. It's late. Like, way too late for

a school night late. You're in bed, lights off, half asleep, when your phone

buzzes with a message from your mate. Bro, buy this coin now. You squint at the

screen, open the link, and see the name. Boner. You laugh.

Of course, it's called Boner. Every stupid coin has some degenerate name and somehow

that makes you trust it more. You think about it for two seconds, shrug,

and chuck in $100. This same guy got you into Fart Rocket a few weeks back and you actually

made lunch money off it, so why not? You press confirm, toss your phone