Front Camera Humiliation

WHY does the front camera activate like it’s trying to expose me. Like I’ll just be

chilling, minding my business, open my phone— BOOM. HD.

NO WARNING. I see my face from an angle God NEVER intended. Why am I built like

that?? Why is my neck doing a side quest?? Why do I look like I’ve been underwater

for six years?? And it’s always the worst lighting. Never daylight. Never flattering.

It’s like my phone waits until I’m at my lowest point mentally and goes, “Yeah.

Let’s humble them.” And the worst part? I panic-close the app like that image didn’t just burn

itself into my memory forever. I don’t even recognize that person. That’s not me.