Gamer Breaks Up During DOTA Match

So I’m playing DOTA, right? Normal match, but one of my teammates has his mic on open,

and we hear his girlfriend in the background demanding, “Get off that stupid game and take me

to dinner!” She’s yelling at him in this super entitled tone. He’s staying calm,

trying to explain, “It’s okay, baby. Let me finish this game—I’ll get punished

if I leave.” But she keeps insisting, even dropping an ultimatum: “If you don’t turn off that

game right now, I’m leaving.” And this dude, without missing a beat,

types in chat: “Pause, please. Need to break up with my GF.” We all start dying,

but the best part comes when he absolutely goes off: “This is MY apartment. You stay here on